Chocolate Popcorn Chicken: £24.99
We’ve heard of corn-fed chicken, but a popcorn-fed one? This hollow, caramel-infused Belgian milk chocolate chook has been plumped with pieces of popcorn and lightly seasoned with sea salt just in time for Easter lunch.
Chocolate Macaroon Half-Egg: £12.99
We couldn’t think of a nicer way to fill an Easter Egg. Crafted with vanilla praline, rasberry cream or pistachio, the Chocolate Macaroon Half-Egg is sort of like a CD case. If CD cases were made out of deliciously thick milk chocolate, containing CDs made from meringue and various other tasty creams.
Jesus Watch: £24.99
Enjoy the timeless style of a Rolex (at a fraction of the cost) safe in the knowledge that Jesus watches over you. This watch is also water resistant and has glow in the dark hands.
Karoto Peeler: £9.99
Looking for all the world like something out of a giant’s pencil case, the Karoto Peeler is a stationary-style kitchen accessory that lets you create culinary curls, swirls and wickedly sharp vegetable weapons, so you can impress those pasty, pompous neighbours of yours with your elegant vegetable designs.
Big Face Baby Orangutan T-Shirt: £19.99
A new range of Big Face T-Shirts has arrived, including this cute-as-a-button baby Orangutan tee. These t-shirts are the perfect union of high-quality, pre-shrunk garments and oversized images of animal’s faces.
Linkee: £19.99
Answering questions is the name of the game for this pub quiz in your pocket. Each card has four questions and a central link; answer them all correctly or go for gold and guess the link. There are also trading cards and an all-seeing games master to contend with. Once you’ve collected all the cards you need, leap to your feet and scream ‘LINKEE!’.
Eroticolor Colouring Book: £10.99
This cheeky colouring book is for adults only; with scenes drawn from every inch of the sexual landscape, as well as a selection of various other activities, there’s something for everyone (unless you’re even remotely offended by drawings of a sexual nature). If we happened to be a seedy newsagent, this might be found in a brown bag under the counter.